He takes bites out of toilet paper rolls. One of his new favorite things is to throw all of his clothes in the garbage can in his room. He opens the silverware drawer and scatters the contents all over the kitchen. He loves to take dirty dishes out of the dishwasher, which he can open, and throw them in the sink and on the floor. He falls off tables, chairs, beds, couches, and toilets. Almost every diaper change leaves me completely exhausted. He pulls Julia's hair while we run in the mornings. If I can't find something (like a shoe) I always check the kitchen garbage first. Yesterday I found him eating a banana peel from the garbage can. Soon he will be able to open the fridge. I am just waiting for the day I preheat the oven only to find something burning that he has stashed in there. And I count us extremely lucky that we haven't made any emergency room trips yet.
Of course I love my crazy boy. But sometimes I just don't know what to do with him. Apparently Jonny feels the same because this is where Daddy stashed Gabe the other day: